Yo mama jokes!!?
Posted by admin on Feb 20, 2010
Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo’ mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
yo mama is so skinny she could do push ups under the door
yo mama is so stupid she drove to stop sign and waited till it
said go
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Which one is your favorite??
Stop it easily irritated.thats very rude.
Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.
my turn
yo momma so stupid, she thought Dunkin’ Doughnuts was a basketball team.
yo momma so fat, when she was dressed in all yellow, she sky dived and everyone screamed, ‘THE SUN IS FALLING!’
yo momma so stupid, i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave.
yo momma so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
I saw yo momma walkin down the street the other day with a pig under her arm. I asked, ‘where’d you get the pig’
pig says, ‘I won her in a raffle.’
hope you liked =)
Totally Free Baby Stuff For Moms To Take Advantage Of
Posted by admin on Feb 18, 2010
With so many expenses that you have to worry about, you could use a little help. Busy moms and moms who have to work within budgets know just how much something free helps. It is not just the money issue either; everyone loves to get free stuff. Even people worth billions of dollars love getting their free goodie bags at their big fancy parties. Getting free stuff through the mail for your baby is like Christmas.
So what can of free stuff can a mother get? Well, for starters, how about some free formula? Yes, I said free formula. There are many formula companies that would love for you to become their newest customer. So to win you over, they will send you a few free cans of formula or some coupons for the formula at the grocery store. Since the average can of formula is around ten to fifteen dollars, this is one nice free gift.
Mothers can also receive free diaper samples. You might only get one or two diapers per brand but it all adds up. Plus those extra diapers work great for backup diapers in the car, at grandma’s, or simply for when you run out and cannot make it to the store. Those free diaper samples work much better than a washcloth and duck tape.
There are many more items that you can get for free. All you have to do is look in the right places and send them your information. Remember, you cannot get all of that wonderful totally free baby stuff unless they know where to send it to.
So where do you go? Where do you look? And who do you have to kiss-up to in order to snag some of this great free stuff? Well, you go online. You look on websites and you do not have to kiss-up to anyone.
Start by typing “free baby stuff” into a major search engine and start reading through the sites that come up. There are many sites out there that are dedicated to listing all of the totally free baby stuff that they can find, so that you and other mother’s do not have to spend hours upon hours looking for some coupons.
And do not be alarmed if these companies want to know your name and address. Remember, they have to ship your free stuff to you. Also, they may ask for the age of your baby, the age of any other children you have in the home and maybe even if you would be interested in receiving updates and newsletters from them.
Get started filling it all out as most samples will take anywhere from ten days to six weeks to receive. Even if you have not yet delivered your baby, as long as you have a due date you can begin to request the free baby stuff.
Chona Mcnally
http://www.articlesbase.com/babies-articles/totally-free-baby-stuff-for-moms-to-take-advantage-of-1214173.html
Are you a Real Man Of Genius?
Posted by admin on Feb 18, 2010
are u any of these
Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor
Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor
Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
Mr. Jelly Donut Filler
Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
Mr. Major League Infield Raker
Mr. Male Football Cheerleader
Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller
Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
Mr. Pickled Pig’s Feet Eater
Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
Mr. Underwear Inspector #12
Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator
Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
Mr. Company Computer Guy
Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
Mr. Experimental Medications Tester
Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
Mr. Hockey Organ Player
Mr. Horsedrawn Carriage Driver
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
Mr. Professional Figure Skater
Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Re-Filler
Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
Mr. Boombox Carrying Rollerskater
Mr. Centerfold Retoucher
Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
Mr. Fancy Restaurant Valet Guy
Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker
Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer
Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
Mr. Parade Float Driver
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
Mr. Airline Meal Chef
Mr. Art School Model Guy
Mr. Baseball Designated Hitter
Mr. Books on Tape Inventor
Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
Mr. Civil War Battle Re-Enactor
Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
Mr. Discount Suit Salesman
Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler (TV)
Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Maker
Mr. In the Car Nose Picker
Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
Mr. Multi Colored Sweater Wearer
Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
Mr. Pet Toy Designer
Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor
Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner
Mr. Really Large Body Building Guy
Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
Mr. Street Lamp Bulb Screwer-Inner
Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
Mr. Accordion Player Guy
Mr. Adult Film Movie Actor Guy
Mr. Animal Husbandry Expert
Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
Mr. Clip on Tie Inventor
Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
Mr. Doctor Tree Surgeon
Mr. Excited About Storms Weatherman
Mr. Extra, Extra Strong Glue Maker
Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
Mr. Gas Station Sandwich Maker
Mr. Ghetto Car Driver
Mr. Guy Wearing a Poncho
Mr. High Protein Diet Guy
Mr. Hot Stock Tip Advice Giver Outer
Mr. In the Park Cartoonist
Mr. Miniature Train Modeler
Mr. Motorcycle Side Car Rider
Mr. New Shoe Tissue Paper Stuffer
Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter
Mr. Oversized Fanny Pack Wearer
Mr. Personal Space Invader
Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner-Outer
Mr. Reality TV Show Star
Mr. Really, Really Tight Jean wearer
Mr. Restaurant Food Critic Guy
Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
Mr. Warehouse Shopping Club Member
Mr. Way too Much Team Clothes Wearer
Mr. "Kiss Me I’m Irish" Pin Wearer
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
Mr. Egg Nog Inventor
Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor
Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy
Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
Mr. Jean Shorts (JORTS) Inventor
Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
Mr. Labor Day Inventor
Mr. Las Vegas Trip Taker
Mr. Law Enforcement Cavity Searcher
Mr. Mail-Order Bride Orderer
Mr. Moped Souper-Upper
Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher
Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
Mr. Apartment Next to the L Tracks Guy
Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
Mr. Enormous SUV Driver
Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
Mr. Fantasy Football Manager Guy
Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller
Mr. Half-Time Shooting Contest Contestant
Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
Mr. Hot-Dog-Eating-Contes
lol
"Mr. Way to proud of texas guy"
How pathetic are these money saving ideas?
Posted by admin on Feb 16, 2010
Re-using papertowels.
Reusing trash bags.
Putting a half drank glass of water in the fridge for later
Keeping frozen food items outside in the winter and unplugging the freezer
Sneaking candy into the movie theatre
Getting up in the middle of a kickass movie to get a free refill on pop
Gorging on free sample food items at the grocery store
Stealing packets of sugar from starbucks
Diluting milk with water
The ones I think are awesome are
free samples.. I mean, that’s not necessarily money saving.. I just don’t have money to waste on random food items that happen to be delicious.
And sneaking candy, it’s just lame how much theaters charge.
The other ones are just stupid lol…
a survey. lalalala. I’m bored.?
Posted by admin on Feb 14, 2010
1. What’s the color of your top that you’re currently wearing?
2. What’s your favourite colour?
3. Do you spell color, colour or color?
4. Do you spell favorite, favorite or favourite?
5. What’s the royal color?
6. Where do you want to go for your next vacation?
7. When’s the last time you’ve been to the beach?
8. What’s your favorite pizza place?
9. What’s your favorite sport?
10. What’s your favorite kind of shoe?
11. Do you say mom or mum?
12. What’s your grocery store called?
13. Do you like free samples?
14. Have you ever had a perm?
15. Do you love or hate your state?
16. What time is it?
17. What’s your religion?
18. Are you religious?
19. What do you want to be when you grow up?
20. Do you have a pet?
21. What’s your favorite chips?
22. Pads or Tampons?
23. What’s your ethnicity?
24. Is it snowing where you live?
25. Did you have school today?
26. What are you going to do after you answer this question?
27. Any comments you’d like to add?
:]
1. Blue, yellow, black, and red (my PJs!)
2. Pink
3. Color
4. Favorite
5. Blue?
6. Seattle
7. Spring Break last year
8. Local pizza place
9. Dance
10. My Airwalks, just like normal Converse shoes
11. Mom
12. Not saying because it’s local
13. YES!
14. Nope
15. Love it
16. 2:22
17. Atheist
18. No, my parents think I am though
19. Not sure yet, but something with young children
20. Dog!
21. Baked Ruffles, cheddar and sour cream
22. Pads
23. American
24. No, but it did this morning
25. Nope. It was canceled at like 7:20 (AFTER elementary school kids got to school)
26. Answer more questions
27. I’ve had a headache since the first time I woke up >.< (I was checking if we had school or not)
HAHA. funny yo mama jokes right here.?
Posted by admin on Feb 12, 2010
Yo mamas so dumb she….
threw a rock at the ground and missed
She tried to wake up a sleeping bag
When she say "under 17 not admitted" she went and got 16 friends
she runs around in bed all night trying to catch some sleep
she brought her purse outside because she heard theres change in the weather
she thought if he woke up fast enough she would watch herself sleeping
when the judge yelled out ORDER she yelled back FRIES AND A LARGE DRINk
She asked what jeans i had on so I said GUESS and she replied LEVIS?
she peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies.
She tried to steel a free sample
She went to disney world and say a sign that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT" so she went home
she got locked in a grocery store and starved
she got locked in a matress store and slept on the ground
tried to drown a fish
She passed YMCA and thought they spelled MACYS wrong.
tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
She actually thinks these jokes are funnny : )
(PS I got all these from the new ipod touch app called YO MAMA JOKES, there is way more then that came fromm)
ThaNKSSS!!~~~
Yeah, they are good. Heck my momma so dumb, she was riding on an escalator and got stuck on it for hours during a power failure.
My momma so dumb, that last month she had a garage sale, and now my dad is mad at her for selling the garage.
Do you think Grocery Game is a scam?
Posted by admin on Feb 5, 2010
Don’t waste your money at grocerygame.com It’s a complete pyramid scam. I spent the dollar to get a month trial. There are barely any decent deals. They CLAIM that they go into stores and actually look on the shelves for specials. THEY DON’T! All of the information they provide can be found for free on the internet.
It ends up costing a few dollars a week. They are also bombarded by banner ads.
THE SITE SHOULD BE FREE FOR USERS. You shouldn’t be threatened if you share your findings with your friends. I think they are doing some illegal things anyway and I may look into a class action law suit.
Anybody else notice this or know someone who has been brainwashed by this awful company?
If you want to know samples of their "deals" without giving them your credit card, just email me and I’ll tell you. They can threaten me all they want to. These are all published sales in your local paper. They don’t own the rights to a thing.
What do YOU think?
Yes
cancel it and the credit card
so where did all the good girls go??
Posted by admin on Feb 2, 2010
why are all da girls turnin into hoes? what happened to da chase… dont get me wrong… i like da free pussy… but girls givin out samples like grocery stores… someone explain da evolution to me
Da good girls all went to bed a few hours ago…. What is wrong with dem bad girls….. I like both.
Oh, by the way, you don’t have to be a girl to be a "hoe".
what eye makeups are good for people with allergies?
Posted by admin on Jan 29, 2010
i’ve only really gotten cheaper eyeliners, eyeshadow, and mascaras in my life because i really don’t want to spend money on good stuff & find out it’s a waste ’cause i’m allergic (when i say cheaper i mean name brand drug store/grocery store stuff – not like the $1 store)
i only wear makeup to special occasions because of the way my eyes feel when i wear makeup…and i have a really special occasion next may (yay wedding) so i want to find something i can wear comfortably for a whole day
do you know any good brands for this that give free samples of eye makeup? i would like to start wearing it regularly too…
thanks
according to the allergy test i know i’m allergic to l’oreal miracle wear mascara, all almay products, all physicians formula produts
i’ve had problems with some cover girl, rimmel london, and a few others
I can attest professionally as a makeup artist of over 20 years the "ONLY" mascara that I have seen works and passes the allergy test is Bee Luscious Sensitives Eyes Mascara or the Supreme Hypo Allergenic Mascara. Outside of those 2 never have I seen another brand work.
Are you a?
Posted by admin on Jan 22, 2010
Are you a grocery store grazer. Or perhaps you have friends or family that are grazers. A grazer is someone that runs around the store eating up free samples and takes and perhaps grapes and such from produce or nut and candy cases.
well, if it were not for those free samples then the kids would go hungry on Saturday mornings.