Free meat….?
Posted by admin on Oct 14, 2009
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calender, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I’ll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said,
"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!" "
Funny….And to the gentleman above if men dont want to be cheated with child support then maybe they should stop making so many kids and not caring for them!
so typical of a woman to cheat men when it comes to child support
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Free meat? Hmmm…
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Funny….And to the gentleman above if men dont want to be cheated with child support then maybe they should stop making so many kids and not caring for them!
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Aha. Good one!
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good one
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Nice!
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thats funny
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that was another funny one!!
Keep up the good work, booh!!
to be quite honest i would do the same thing if i was in that situation, but i would add the clothing stores and a diaper company!!
lol
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I was a butcher and this joke reminds me of a true experience behind the counter.
It was just before closing on a busy Saturday night and I had one chicken left to sell. Since we were closed on Sundays, it was our mission to sell everything we had Saturday night so that we could start off fresh on Monday mornings. One of the last customers came to the counter and asked if I had any chickens left. "Sure do, I have one here that weighs 2 1/2 lbs. and comes to $1.29. " (1960 prices)
"Oh, no! she cried, I need one a little larger than that". I really wanted to sell that last chicken bad so thinking quickly on my feet I took the chicken, spread the legs apart and dipped it into the ice and scooped it back up to the scales.
I answered "Well here is one that weighs 3 1/4 lbs. and comes to
$1.79." I was proud of my ability to still have another chance to sell that chicken when her parting words left me speechless.
"That’s fine, I will just take both of them". I had a new job in two weeks.
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