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Posted by admin on Apr 21, 2010

16 Years Of Meat

It

Was many years ago since the embarrassing day

When a young woman,

With a baby in her arms, entered his butcher

Shop and confronted him

With the news that the baby was his and asked

What was he going to

Do about it? Finally he offered to provide her

With free meat until

The boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years

Off on his calendar, and one day the teenager,

Who had been

Collecting the meat each week, came into the

Shop and said, "I’ll be

16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile,

"I’ve

Been counting too, tell your mother, when you

Take this parcel of

Meat home, that it is the last free meat

She’ll get, and watch the

Expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told

His mother.

The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the

Butcher and tell him I have also had free

Bread, free milk, and free

Groceries for the last 16 years and watch the

Expression on his

Face!"
some oldies you just have to repeat
liked your blonde joke

HAHAHA!
so did not see that coming :D
thanks – it’s not everyday i find a joke that i haven’t heard before :)

13 Comments »

jj:

nice one!
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April 22nd, 2010 | 12:10 am
Universal Trigger:

okay, she is going to run out of free bread and milk so she still needs to get a job
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April 22nd, 2010 | 12:56 am
John B:

old one but still ok
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April 22nd, 2010 | 1:44 am
Katie:

I Don’t Understand
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April 22nd, 2010 | 2:15 am
Jam Pie:

Very funny the many times I have heard it.

Try this one:

What do you call a fly buzzing around a blondes head.

A space invader!

Ha Ha. Me so fuunny.
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April 22nd, 2010 | 3:03 am
Sav:

mad cow disease, so which one was the real daddyo?
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my sauce is tomato

April 22nd, 2010 | 3:23 am
avacadocheese:

:) like it
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April 22nd, 2010 | 3:57 am
bobby's girl:

Must be an Assie joke; never hearrd it before. But I’m gonna repeat it. llol
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April 22nd, 2010 | 4:12 am
Lutopu L:

hilarious!!! can’t stop laughing!!!
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April 22nd, 2010 | 4:49 am
gaana:

i think chicken 65 has been preparing in the neighbouring street shop
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April 22nd, 2010 | 5:29 am
Oth Rocks:

haha good one
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April 22nd, 2010 | 5:49 am
Drizzy-T:

lolololololol
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April 22nd, 2010 | 6:36 am
Scarlet:

HAHAHA!
so did not see that coming :D
thanks – it’s not everyday i find a joke that i haven’t heard before :)
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April 22nd, 2010 | 7:14 am
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