Yo mama jokes!!?
Posted by admin on Feb 20, 2010
Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo’ mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
yo mama is so skinny she could do push ups under the door
yo mama is so stupid she drove to stop sign and waited till it
said go
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Which one is your favorite??
Stop it easily irritated.thats very rude.
Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.
my turn
yo momma so stupid, she thought Dunkin’ Doughnuts was a basketball team.
yo momma so fat, when she was dressed in all yellow, she sky dived and everyone screamed, ‘THE SUN IS FALLING!’
yo momma so stupid, i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave.
yo momma so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
I saw yo momma walkin down the street the other day with a pig under her arm. I asked, ‘where’d you get the pig’
pig says, ‘I won her in a raffle.’
hope you liked =)
I like the 2nd one!
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My fave was the garbage truck and grocery list one.
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No offence but i thought that they were all corny
heres a few i know
your mama so skinny she can hoola hoop witha cherio
Your mama so fat i told her give me a push up she went to the ice creme truck
your mama so dumb the movie said it was pg 13 she went and got 12 of her friends
your mama so dumb i told her it was chilli outside she went and got a bowl
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Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.
my turn
yo momma so stupid, she thought Dunkin’ Doughnuts was a basketball team.
yo momma so fat, when she was dressed in all yellow, she sky dived and everyone screamed, ‘THE SUN IS FALLING!’
yo momma so stupid, i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave.
yo momma so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
I saw yo momma walkin down the street the other day with a pig under her arm. I asked, ‘where’d you get the pig’
pig says, ‘I won her in a raffle.’
hope you liked =)
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easily irratred thats is my favorite
and all of yours
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hmmm…. I like the garbage truck one.
the rest are a little lame.
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Yo mama just like a toilet bowl, big , white, and smell like s@#$
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Yo’ mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
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they were all actually pretty funny. good job kid.
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