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A woman went to the butcher and said she was pregnant with his baby. The butcher didn’t want anyone to know about this because he was married. He made a deal with the woman that he’ll give her free meat until the baby is sixteen years old is she just forgot that he was the father. The woman agreed. From that day, she would go by every day to pick up her free meat. Sixteen years later, she sent her son to pick up the meat for her. "Hey, Johnny," said the butcher. "So today’s your sixteenth birthday, huh?" "Yes sir," said Johnny. "Well, tell your mother that the meat is not gonna be free anymore. I’ve paid my due." Johnny, confused, went home and gave his mother the message. "Well," she said, "You can go back and tell him for the last sixteen years I’ve gotten free meat, free groceries, free beer, and free cable!"

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